My First Friday FU
My first Friday FU is for mothers who pretend to be Supermoms and try to make all the other REAL moms feel inadequate. Fuck you for denying that motherhood isn't always wonderful. FU for giving a shit whether or not someone ELSE's kid is being breastfed or not. FU for hating your life so much and not knowing why, so you take it out on other moms who aren't trying to reach any state of perfection. FU for looking at my children when they act like children and get bored shitless walking around in a grocery store with me and start acting up. FU for worrying about someone else's son's penis being circumcized. FU for giving up your identity when you became a mom and getting pissed off because not everyone else did the same. FU for selling out on being a human being so you can die trying to be the perfect mother. Yeah...FU you and your hypocritical, living in a make believe world, ziploc bag of cheerios carrying, self-righteous, closed-minded, fake ass. And that's all.