[There's something going on outside 1451 Mitchell today! Two people, specifically Scout and Ema Skye, are sitting at a card table at what looks to be a lemonade stand. Except it's not a lemonade stand. There's a hastily-made, messy sign hanging up front reading "DELICIOUS HOMEMADE LIQ DRINKS, 5 CENTS". There's several pitchers and cups out on ( Read more... )

[Scout can be seen leaving the post office bleeding profusly from the left side of his head, holding his hand to it to try and slow it down. He looks extremely pissed off and he's marching off towards his house to get on the phone ( Read more... )

[Because these are the important things at hand, Mayfield. Obviously. Not getting out or dealing with the crazies in town or anything like that. No no, it's DATES ( Read more... )

[Finland isn't the only one gimping around town. Scout got stabbed in the leg several times by the angry nation. He went to Fran to get it stitched it up, but thought maybe just offing himself would be better than 2-4 weeks recovery time. The good doctor disagreed, and while fixing up the Scout's leg made sure he would not harm himself or others ( Read more... )

[Zip! Zoom! What is that blue blur? Naturally, it's Scout! And today he's even faster and more energetic than ever, if that's even possible. He's laughing wildly, almost maniacally, jumping from rooftop to car to tree and keeps going.]

Un-freakin'-touchable!

[That's because he got sent a certain atomic soda sent after they got back from ( Read more... )

[Somewhere, in a warehouse uptown, Scout stands in front of a small film crew and a director. He's currently dressed as the impressive, glorious image of a young Soviet soldier who is defeating their capitalist and Nazi enemies and leading the loyal workers to victory.]Okay, so, I stab this Nazi guy, then kick the American guy in tha face, then I ( Read more... )

[Well Scout is unhappy. Seeing two of his favorite ladies, Tifa and Mia both droned really pisses him off, especially since he had just seen Mia fine the other day. Then when he goes to check in on his pal Engie to see how his progress on the gas masks for the town is going, he's droned too. AGAIN.]

What the hell's goin' on around here?

[He'll ( Read more... )

[Sometime in the morning, Scout's drone wife will call to him, letting him know a box has arrived in the mail ( Read more... )

[[OOC - I'm still on slowatus because I just moved and probably won't have internet connection at home until the end of the month. I have access at work, but the giant Wesport threads are positively killing these old computers here and I can't even open them without IE locking up and crashing entirely. I really really want to thread there but ( Read more... )

I'm headin' ta Westport. Gettin' borin' here since everyone left ta take a look, plus I can't let yas have all the fun without me! I should, ya know, maybe scout tha place, am I right? I'll be back in a bit. I know I said I was gonna keep an eye on things, but if ya need somethin', give BLU's Sniper a yell, awright?