27th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Zip! Zoom! What is that blue blur? Naturally, it's Scout! And today he's even faster and more energetic than ever, if that's even possible. He's laughing wildly, almost maniacally, jumping from rooftop to car to tree and keeps going.]

Un-freakin'-touchable!

[That's because he got sent a certain atomic soda sent after they got back from

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[pinkplumblossom]

[Holds down her qipao from blowing up with her one good arm as he zooms by.]

[freakinblur]

[Oh hay thar Taiwan lookin' good. He wolf whistles as he runs past.]

[muertederojo]

*Kimbley is surprised by the blue blur that rushes past him, his hat flying off his head at the speed. He was walking right past the park at that point, but he walks inside it in order to find his hat minutes later. He snorts, dusting off the leaves that had gotten caught on it.

The alchemist puts his hat back on and gives a sour look at the man sleeping under the tree, wrinkling his nose in distaste.*

Wonderful. A show off.

[freakinblur]

[At the sound of a voice, Scout pops open an eye. Short naps are something he got used to working for BLU.]

You got it, pally.

[muertederojo]

*He rolls his eyes as he adjusts his hat atop his head*

It's a bad way to over exert yourself, you know.

[freakinblur]

[Stretches, adjusts his own hat.] That's nothin'. Do it all the time. All part 'a my job!

[relaxiamadoctor]

[Fran wanders up, stitches and bolts now returned]

"Oh hello Scout~ Have you seen my father?"

[She goes on to describe, not BLU Spy, but a vague description of Professor Madaraki, no face details though]

[freakinblur]

[Eyes flutter open.]

Oh hey Fran. Wait, ain't yer dad here-- whoa holy shit, what happened to you?!

[relaxiamadoctor]

Hmmm? Oh, I seem to have gotten my arms back after that incident in the factory~

[freakinblur]

Naw, I mean, ya got -- in yer head-- man how fucked up did ya get over there?

[freakinblur]

[OH HO HO HO YES. With a flash of blue and some familiar obnoxious laughter, the bottle of vodka disappears from Finland's hand.]

cue the Benny Hill music once again

[freakinblur]

[Scout rounds the corner to catch his breath and attempt to stifle his laughter. He hates to waste another can just screw with this nutcase, but... naw, it's worth it.

Scout grabs another can from his backpack and chugs it. He peeks around the corner house to see where Finland is.]

[bustydefense]

[Better watch what you break at 1448 Mitchell, Scout, or there will be no coffee for you]

[freakinblur]

[N-no, precious caffeine!

Scout zooms by your window, and a flowerpot on you window sill almost topples over, but he omes back *just* in time to catch it. He has to jump halfway through the window to get it. He grins at you, still holding it.]

'Sup Mia!

[bustydefense]

[Yeah that eyebrow's raised because she saw what you were doing there Scout]

Good morning.

[freakinblur]

[Stands back up, sets the flower pot down.]

An' how're you on this lovely mornin'? [He's going to take this opportunity to get his breath back.]