27th Inning

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[Zip! Zoom! What is that blue blur? Naturally, it's Scout! And today he's even faster and more energetic than ever, if that's even possible. He's laughing wildly, almost maniacally, jumping from rooftop to car to tree and keeps going.]

Un-freakin'-touchable!

[That's because he got sent a certain atomic soda sent after they got back from

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[OH HO HO HO YES. With a flash of blue and some familiar obnoxious laughter, the bottle of vodka disappears from Finland's hand.]

cue the Benny Hill music once again

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[Scout rounds the corner to catch his breath and attempt to stifle his laughter. He hates to waste another can just screw with this nutcase, but... naw, it's worth it.

Scout grabs another can from his backpack and chugs it. He peeks around the corner house to see where Finland is.]

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[Uh oh! Scout springs up and runs right at Finland. As he does, he shoves the now empty vodka bottle at your chest. Still laughing, of course. Thanks to the effect of the Bonk, it happens really fast, but at this rate Scout's going to wear himself out fast. Back around to the other corner he goes!]

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[Catching his breath, Scout hears the breaking of the bottle. Oh man, pissing this guy off was TOO easy! But now he had to get out of here without getting caught. He draws his small shotgun from his bag just in case.]

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[Scout peeks out, missing Finland around the corner, and tries to make a break for it. He's slowed down considerably, but he's got his gun in hand, and is trying to make a break for it down the street.]

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[Scout's timing is a bit off thanks to the slow-down, and takes the check to the side. it sends him tumbling, but he manages to hold on to his gun.]

What the --!!

Hey, nice aimin', pally! But how lucky are ya feelin', huh?

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[Scout wrestles for his gun. That's HIS Force-A-Nature, thanks!]

Oh no ya don't! [Tries to kick Finland off]

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[Smack! Punch to the face! Good thing you let go of that gun though, cuz now Scout is going to attempt to knock you away by hitting you with the end of hit shotgun.

He's not looking to end this fight anytime soon. This is fun.]