31st Inning

[freakinblur]

[Scout can be seen leaving the post office bleeding profusly from the left side of his head, holding his hand to it to try and slow it down. He looks extremely pissed off and he's marching off towards his house to get on the phone

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[relaxiamadoctor]

Scout, you too? Let me take a look at that~

[freakinblur]

[Backs up a bit, waving you off with his other hand.]

Hold yer horses, sister! I dunno if I want you touchin' this.

Yay, I was able to use voluminously in a post

[relaxiamadoctor]

It looks like it's bleeding heavily, and head wounds tend to bleed longer and more voluminously~

oh if only Fran was here for the time Scout fell from 3 stories at a high speed

[freakinblur]

'Course it is! Felt like my ear just got ripped right off my freakin' head! Geez... ya got some bandages in that bag, at least?

[puzzlerprince]

Hold on now, let me get this straight. They took your ear?!

[freakinblur]

What the crap, that was supposed ta... aw nevermind.

Yeah, they did! Shit! An' all just fer my bat. I mean, it's my favorite bat an' all, the best one, but sheesh. I knew somethin' would happen, but I didn't think they'd take my ear fer it over just an ol' bat.

[puzzlerprince]

...bizarre. This was from the box top exchange, yes?

[Relieved that he never bought any cereal. Suspicion and poverty for the win.]

[freakinblur]

Yeah, I thought maybe I'd try somethin' cheap ta see what would happen so I could tell other people ta not be stupid. But of course no one listens ta me!

[numanstan]

Y'lost your ear?

[freakinblur]

[He sighs. He's never been good at filtering things.]

Yeah, my ear. Geez. I figured this would happen. Ya think if I die, I'll get it back?

[numanstan]

Dunno. That's how it's always worked before, yeah?

... Australia lost an ear, too. [He really doesn't want to mention that he "didn't lose anything."]

[freakinblur]

Yeah, I'm just gettin' sick 'a doin' it all the time.

Yeah? What'd he get in return?

[miss_enma_ai]

You turned them in?

[You idiot..]

[freakinblur]

[Scout is trying to figure out how to bandage an ear. It's more difficult than he thought.]

Look, I thought we could test it out with somethin' cheap ta see what would happen, an' maybe keep other people from doin' it. I pretty much expected this but I didn't think they'd take my whole ear fer just my bat.

An' it don't matter now since everyone went an' did it anyway! Sheesh, does no one in this town listen?

[miss_enma_ai]

[Ai walks over to watch him]

People are foolish.

When something is too good to be true. It usually is.

[freakinblur]

Don't I know it. I mean I KNEW somethin' bad was gonna happen, but I can't speak fer tha rest 'a these dumbasses.

[resurrectinto]

...Why would you do something so stupid?!

[Guess who's worried sick about her bros. :|]

How bad is the bleeding? Have you seen a doctor yet? Do I need to fucking bring you some bandages?

[freakinblur]

An experiment? Honestly I wanted ta try out somethin' cheap ta see what would happen so I could warn other people, but no on friggin' listened ta me an' they all ran out an' did it anyway!

[resurrectinto]

It's Mayfield! No one listens to anyone in Mayfield!

[freakinblur]

Well they should at least know better than ta trust anythin' this town does. Geez.

Anyway, yeah, I got some bandages. I've had worse, this ain't nothin'. Relax, pally.