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freakinblur

31st Inning

Aug 13, 2010 11:47

[Scout can be seen leaving the post office bleeding profusly from the left side of his head, holding his hand to it to try and slow it down. He looks extremely pissed off and he's marching off towards his house to get on the phone ( Read more... )

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puzzlerprince August 13 2010, 16:34:08 UTC

Hold on now, let me get this straight. They took your ear?!

freakinblur August 13 2010, 16:38:16 UTC

What the crap, that was supposed ta... aw nevermind.

Yeah, they did! Shit! An' all just fer my bat. I mean, it's my favorite bat an' all, the best one, but sheesh. I knew somethin' would happen, but I didn't think they'd take my ear fer it over just an ol' bat.

puzzlerprince August 14 2010, 01:27:44 UTC

...bizarre. This was from the box top exchange, yes?

[Relieved that he never bought any cereal. Suspicion and poverty for the win.]

freakinblur August 14 2010, 02:02:25 UTC

Yeah, I thought maybe I'd try somethin' cheap ta see what would happen so I could tell other people ta not be stupid. But of course no one listens ta me!

puzzlerprince August 14 2010, 02:08:15 UTC

Sounds to me like it wasn't that cheap.

freakinblur August 14 2010, 02:10:38 UTC

Guess not. But the next time I see that mail man, I'm gonna make good use 'a this bat, lemme tell ya.

puzzlerprince August 14 2010, 02:16:15 UTC

Was it the mail man himself who did this to you?

[Detective mode, on.]

freakinblur August 14 2010, 02:21:17 UTC

He was there when I signed fer the thing, then disappeared laughin'. So yeah, I guess it's him. Guessin' he's a new guy in town like the Milkman an' Grady an' the Mayor. Great. Another one now.

puzzlerprince August 14 2010, 02:23:25 UTC

Hmm. I see. Another collaborator, then.

Is there anything else that stood out to you about the post office? Aside from the obvious.

freakinblur August 14 2010, 02:30:26 UTC

Other than it didn't exist until until all this stuff started? Not that I remember.

Hey, who'm I even talkin' to here?

puzzlerprince August 14 2010, 02:34:28 UTC

So there wasn't even a post office until just now? Fascinating.

Ah. My apologies. Edward Nigma. I'm a detective.

freakinblur August 14 2010, 04:47:57 UTC

Not that I remember. I mean, not that we have any reason ta have one, ya know? Huh. I wonder if we can try 'n mail shit out now?

Detective huh? I shoulda guessed with all the questions. I'm Scout. BLU Team's Scout.

puzzlerprince August 14 2010, 04:55:29 UTC

Delighted.

If you don't mind, Scout, I'd like to ask you a few more questions. In person.

freakinblur August 14 2010, 04:57:42 UTC

Yeah, over the phones ain't always the best idea. I'm at 1451 Mitchell. I'll be here patchin' my head back together anyway.

puzzlerprince August 14 2010, 05:00:51 UTC

Understood. It may take some time, but I'll be there soon as I can.

[Edward manages to find his way over without getting lost, and knocks at your front door.]

freakinblur August 14 2010, 05:07:06 UTC

[Scout will answer the door, head hastily bandaged (how do you even bandage an ear, he wonders), still covered in blood. Just another day for this BLU Team member.

Other than that, and looking a bit pale, he seems to be holding up alright.]

Hey. I'm guessin' yer Ed? Come on in.

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