Penis Text Adventure, Part I!

Nov 05, 2007 19:29

OK, so apparently when hilldo and I get bored (and make cock jokes), this is what happens.

Penis Text Adventures, Part I
Rating: Well, PG-13 or R, depending on how you rate curse words and mentions of buttsex
Characters: Sir Hilldo, his penis, some guards, a couple kids, a baby momma, and a PONY horse

Summary: In Which the Good Sir Hilldo wakes up ( Read more... )

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katmillia November 5 2007, 21:55:11 UTC
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

AND I AM LITERALLY CRYING AT WORK. THERE ARE TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE.

OH GOD.

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first_seventhe November 5 2007, 21:56:59 UTC
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN/HEARD ME WRITING THIS TODAY, SERIOUSLY.

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katmillia November 5 2007, 22:01:24 UTC
I AM STILL LAUGHING

AND MY BOSS THINKS I'M CRAZY.

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first_seventhe November 5 2007, 22:04:53 UTC
I - seriously, I was dying over here.

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irish_ais November 5 2007, 21:59:20 UTC
I THINK I REQUIRE MORE OF THIS. IMMEDIATELY. DAMN YOU, YOU'RE SECRETLY DISTRACTING ME FROM NANO.

I AM ONTO YOUR TRICKSY WAYS.

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first_seventhe November 5 2007, 22:04:14 UTC
Look, Jana, I may or may not be trying to sabotage you because you have written a million fucking words.

MWA HA HA!!

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irish_ais November 5 2007, 22:16:10 UTC
ONLY 24126!!!

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katmillia November 5 2007, 22:27:10 UTC
I think I might have to hate you for that! Here I was excited by my 3,825 with a four day vacation in there!! RAWR RAWR RAWR!! *is a dinosaur stomping around*

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hilldo November 5 2007, 23:01:04 UTC
So I write a story with you and get stuck with the making fun of hilldo tag? Kiss my ass. :)

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first_seventhe November 6 2007, 02:31:40 UTC
Usually the "not making fun of hilldo tag" is saved for serious posts, though.

However! Look how popular we are!!

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hilldo November 6 2007, 03:20:08 UTC
Yeah seems well received. Glad everyone enjoyed it so much certainly made my day more pleasurable.

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first_seventhe November 6 2007, 13:08:30 UTC
Part II will be waiting for you ...

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first_seventhe November 6 2007, 02:32:06 UTC
Haha, I was making slides in Powerpoint the entire time we were doing this. It made Powerpoint AWESOME.

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venefica_aura November 6 2007, 00:42:46 UTC
OMFG.

You just 1. Made me laugh (which is why I waited until I got home to read this) 2. Dashed my hopes of ever doing even close to this kind of awesome text adventure.

~Cendri

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first_seventhe November 6 2007, 02:32:48 UTC
Man, doing this while making slides in PPT was totally awesome today, I'll admit it. ;)

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venefica_aura November 6 2007, 02:34:52 UTC
Hey, I spent today reading gamer articles and writing Nano. I fail at work. But then, last week kind of killed my brain. I don't want to talk to educational "experts" again for a long long time.

~Cendri

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first_seventhe November 6 2007, 02:37:47 UTC
I had all these slides made that I then had to convert into the "official" PPT template and I was SO FRUSTRATED. Doing this made my life so much better! ;)

And I am honestly debating counting it towards NaNo, since I'm kind of going for the "bunch of little projects" rather than one big one.

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