Penis Text Adventure, Part I!

[first_seventhe]

OK, so apparently when hilldo and I get bored (and make cock jokes), this is what happens.

Penis Text Adventures, Part I
Rating: Well, PG-13 or R, depending on how you rate curse words and mentions of buttsex
Characters: Sir Hilldo, his penis, some guards, a couple kids, a baby momma, and a PONY horse

Summary: In Which the Good Sir Hilldo wakes up

Comments

[katmillia]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

AND I AM LITERALLY CRYING AT WORK. THERE ARE TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE.

OH GOD.

[first_seventhe]

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN/HEARD ME WRITING THIS TODAY, SERIOUSLY.

[katmillia]

I AM STILL LAUGHING

AND MY BOSS THINKS I'M CRAZY.

[first_seventhe]

I - seriously, I was dying over here.

[katmillia]

Oh good lord srsly plz post everything else because I will not be able to function without the awesomeness that is this story.

[first_seventhe]

Haha, we were already planning on doing Part II tomorrow.