Penis Text Adventure, Part I!

[first_seventhe]

OK, so apparently when hilldo and I get bored (and make cock jokes), this is what happens.

Penis Text Adventures, Part I
Rating: Well, PG-13 or R, depending on how you rate curse words and mentions of buttsex
Characters: Sir Hilldo, his penis, some guards, a couple kids, a baby momma, and a PONY horse

Summary: In Which the Good Sir Hilldo wakes up

Comments

[lassarina]

JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU IN A TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE FASHION.

I SAT HERE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH.

YOU ARE SO AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU LOTS. WITH MOUTH.

[first_seventhe]

I AM HAPPY TO MAKE YOU HAPPY! PROBABLY MORE TOMORROW

[itsbuttery]

There are now tears running down my face, and it's ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.

[first_seventhe]

MWA HA HA HA.

[heybitchmove]

Ok. So, umm...yeah.

THAT WAS AMAZING BEYOND WORDS!!1 Thank you.