Penis Text Adventure, Part I!

[first_seventhe]

OK, so apparently when hilldo and I get bored (and make cock jokes), this is what happens.

Penis Text Adventures, Part I
Rating: Well, PG-13 or R, depending on how you rate curse words and mentions of buttsex
Characters: Sir Hilldo, his penis, some guards, a couple kids, a baby momma, and a PONY horse

Summary: In Which the Good Sir Hilldo wakes up

Comments

[irish_ais]

I THINK I REQUIRE MORE OF THIS. IMMEDIATELY. DAMN YOU, YOU'RE SECRETLY DISTRACTING ME FROM NANO.

I AM ONTO YOUR TRICKSY WAYS.

[first_seventhe]

Look, Jana, I may or may not be trying to sabotage you because you have written a million fucking words.

MWA HA HA!!

[irish_ais]

ONLY 24126!!!

[katmillia]

I think I might have to hate you for that! Here I was excited by my 3,825 with a four day vacation in there!! RAWR RAWR RAWR!! *is a dinosaur stomping around*

[irish_ais]

(I wrote 50k in 10 days last year. I am not trying to break that record, HONEST.)

[katmillia]

DAMN MY FUCKING FULL-TIME JOB. *inarticulate angry noises*

[first_seventhe]

Now unlocked!