Patrick and Ben and I have a group messenger chat we sometimes use. Ben yesterday linked to the new state fair foods for 2017. (http://www.mnstatefair.org/find/new-food/). (Note: the state fair in MN is kind of like a state religion.)

Ben: Cheesy Nacho Corn on the Cob and ( Read more... )

I snapped this to people:


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Saul says the Passover story is "just like Portal 2"*

Also he really wants us to buy Portal 2.

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*"because there is a guy, and he won't let you go, and you have to keep killing bad guys and it gets harder to kill the bad guys, and then in the end he gets a new face and lets you go"**

**Ben's take: "I wouldn't say that they're super

I bought some oat matzah this year because I was curious. Mistake. We busted it out at the second Seder ( Read more... )

Me: you should never date anyone who asks for nude pics right off the bat. Like, maybe after you’ve been dating awhile and are comfortable together, then you can ask for nudes, but not before you’ve gone on A SINGLE DATE. No rational person does that ( Read more... )

I made matzah Brie today.

Ben: are you putting in an ENTIRE STICK of butter??

Me: six tablespoons.

Ben: how many eggs are you MAKING?

Me: six.

Ben: ...

Me: that's the ratio. One egg, one piece of matzah, one tablespoon of butter.

Ben: ...

Me: you don't understand Jewish cooking.

I am trying to convince raffie to come with me to buy a cake for Patrick's birthday.
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We are all cuddling Galen on the couch.

Ben: *yoda voice* how cute this Galen is!

Isaac: no! No Yoda. Noda.

Saul: shut up Naomi!
Ben: Saul, that's not very nice.
Saul: but, but, Naomi is annoying me!
Ben: it's still not very nice.
Me: you could say "please be quiet" instead.
Naomi: but then I would say "no".

Ben: you're pretty!
Me: YOU'RE pretty!
Ben: no, YOU'RE pretty! You shut up!
Me: your MOM'S pretty.
Ben: don't you talk about my mom!