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[eyelid]

Me: you should never date anyone who asks for nude pics right off the bat. Like, maybe after you’ve been dating awhile and are comfortable together, then you can ask for nudes, but not before you’ve gone on A SINGLE DATE. No rational person does that

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[topum]

I wonder how does "I take them off their phones" work in practice.

[eyelid]

oh you know, stealing the phone and downloading the nudes, I presume.

[topum]

On one hand, yes, it looks like you have nowhere to run being Jewish and all, even the left won't have you apparently. On the other hand, I would tell Ben about possibly making a call to those elders of zion who apparently have been running the world via conspiracies and world elites, etc. They should be able to fuck him up ).

[eyelid]

they don't exist, but he's a goy, maybe he will believe it.

[iblis_kukl]

You're an attorney, please tell me you got this on video.

eliazar

[eyelid]

No, but the NSA probably did.