Segway company owner dies driving segway off a cliff

"The multi-millionaire businessman, 62, fell into the
River Wharfe while inspecting the grounds of his
North Yorkshire estate on a rugged country version of
the Segway."

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Local chain Friendly's offers a new burger that nearly triples KFC’s Double Down calorie count.

tl;dr - It's a burger, between two grilled cheese sandwiches, instead of normal buns made from bread - which is mostly air.

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Pandora Depression

Or, Why You Shouldn't Start Filming The First Installment Of A Series Based On Books That Haven't Been Written Yet...

So apparently, the plot to the Twilight series careens wildly into crazyland which, by the last book, seems patently unfilmable and wholly unsuitable as PG-13 movie-fare.

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gawdammit it's snowing

>:[

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I'm going to Taco Bell.

YU CAINT STOP ME

For the first time, I just saw a commercial for the Freemasons on tv.

:|

For some reason this makes me sad.

Even if I wanted to believe in the whole "secret masters of the universe conspiracy" thing,
I can't reconcile that with so public a cry for help and new membership. It just seems
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I look forward to the day I can tell my grandchildren
about the Chicken Shortage Riots of the late 00's.