Sharp Dressed Man

Lex challenges Lois to a debate. Tom Cavanagh guest stars as Gordon Godfrey. Lex looks so different in a suit. Things grow contentious. No creative thinking or immense talent. Lois has inflated expectations of glory. I detest Lois. Otis dies. Clark will be a normie soon. Brainiac plots. So dull.

Best Line:

"Spectacle of mayhem ( Read more... )

‘Y2K’ trailer: No.

‘Tomie’ trailer: Nah.

‘Landman’ promo: Mmmm.

Best Lines:

“Then the desperate.”

‘Apple Cider Vinegar’ teaser: Based on a great big lie.

Why can’t they put me first? I need recognition and support!

Who saw ‘The Invasion’ (2007)?

Made fondue.

Mike Flanagan made ‘Ouija: Origin Of Evil’?!?

‘Star Trek Lower Decks’: 
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The Wedding Party by Tammy Cohen part 2

Who cares about emotional needs or the spectre of marital failure? Lucy must spend, spend, spend! Who has sinister motivations? Lucy is awful as is her sister and father. The groom has emasculated gormlessness. Stupid decisions lead to stupid situations.

Best Lines:

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After a moron couple die in a HILARIOUS truck crash a workaholic woman inherits a child. The woman does not mourn her dead sister and BIL she just offloads parenting onto a robot. There are moron coworkers and sappy scenes. Has a sequel. Has padding and doesn’t go full throttle cray cray. M3gan sings Sia as a lullaby and causes the death of a bully ( Read more... )

Things were good and then they weren’t. Time has passed and the cats survive. Are there treatment options for the rabies infection? The infected have fear aggression. Where the infection came from none can explain and few try to uncover. There is persuasive detail and civil breakdown. The cats are fleeing despair. Things are unutterably bleak and ( Read more... )

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Missing While Perfect

Have to be on opium to find any of this entertaining. Sir plots a multitude of horrors. So boring and contrived. Features tonal unruliness. Gaby’s practice is malign and she is terrifically insufferable. Sir spreads awe and terror. Bereft of ideas and energy. Gaby’s team take their feelings ultra seriously and expect ( Read more... )

Viva Las Vegas (1964)

Elvis sings. Ann-Margaret dances whilst doing weird things with her mouth. No character expressionism. Dumb. I’m appalled by this.

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Scars Of Dracula (1970)

Grotesquely overwrought.

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The 12 Disasters Of Christmas 🎄 (2012)

So boring.  

‘My Big Fat Fabulous Life’ promo: No.

‘Dune Prophecy’ trailer: “Let it come.”

‘Paradise’ (2025) trailer: Who killed the potus? Ohhh yes!

Cherry lollipop - nice.

Chocolate covered sour 🍒- nice.

Smooth milk chocolate topped with salted caramel popcorn bar - yum.

Carved Philadelphia cheese steak sandwich - YUM!

French dip - yum.

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The Wedding Party by Tammy Cohen 👰🤵♂💒💍🔔🔪🔪🔪, part 1

From the author of ‘ The War Of The Wives’, ‘ The Broken’, ‘ When She Was Bad’ and ‘ They All Fall Down’. This 2021 novel tells of bridezilla Lucy. So many characters. The wedding is a family melodrama that causes a magnification of Lucy’s malevolence. Lucy sees her wedding as a world shaping event. ( Read more... )