Movie Review: M3gan (2023) 🤖
After a moron couple die in a HILARIOUS truck crash a workaholic woman inherits a child. The woman does not mourn her dead sister and BIL she just offloads parenting onto a robot. There are moron coworkers and sappy scenes. Has a sequel. Has padding and doesn’t go full throttle cray cray. M3gan sings Sia as a lullaby and causes the death of a bully and a horrid neighbour. It is hilarious! Sadly the rest of the film doesn’t have that tone. Grown men run in terror from dolly dearest. Not as good as I hoped.
Best Lines:
“Seriously, flush the toilet!”
“He’s 34 feet southwest and approximately 5 feet deep.”