I just had a job interview over the phone, as I am still in Wyoming. Keith said I talked "really really high and really really fast." Awesome.

This is not a normal Christmas ( Read more... )

The question I'm about to pose may freak you out, so before I ask it, let me assure you that I have no current plans to off myself or harm myself in any way, or to harm anyone else.  So please don't send the cops out to my house or call me in a panic ( Read more... )

I'm just gonna start posting things my cousin says on Facebook.  He's waaaaay funnier than I am.  Here is his latest:

"Check out my line of childrens books:
The Princess and Pickle
Go Dog Go Take Your Things I Want A Divorce
Llama Llama DUI
Where The Wild Things Score Their Junk
Kids Mess Things Up
Be Pretty So The Boys Like You
Bedtime With Anton LaVey ( Read more... )

FU, Penguin.

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I didn't get the job.

Read this.  It will haunt you.

Made the cut to the final round of interviews for Cool Job.  Have to go back next week to meet with a group of people and the department director.

Fingers.  Crossed.