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I'm just gonna start posting things my cousin says on Facebook. He's waaaaay funnier than I am. Here is his latest:
"Check out my line of childrens books:
The Princess and Pickle
Go Dog Go Take Your Things I Want A Divorce
Llama Llama DUI
Where The Wild Things Score Their Junk
Kids Mess Things Up
Be Pretty So The Boys Like You
Bedtime With Anton LaVey
Riding... A Bike Is Not For Everyone
If Your Happy And You Know It Eat Your Feelings
Let's Go To The Park...And Meet Guido
You And Mr. Hatchet."