Once I was driving back to Sioux Falls (population approx. 175K) after a visit in North Dakota. I was tired and hungry, so I stopped in a little reservation town about halfway between Soof and Fargo to grab some Taco Bell. The girl behind the counter recognized I wasn't a local, and when I told her I was headed home to Sioux Falls she said, "Oh, ( Read more... )

ZOMG YAM MUST OWN IT

Foggy Mental Breakdown

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I snored my highrises and all the antlers annoys fetus;
I litigate my lunchboxs and all is pollute again.
(I placate I analyze you up inside my bling.)

The Pennys go gazeing out in obtuse and boistrous,
And gangly weiner dog pleads in:
I ferment my singer and all the Lincoln dancings infant.

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Top 5 things my tough-looking dog is scared of ( Read more... )

I WANT A COOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEE

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so...my parents and I painted my living room.  Formerly it was a raisin color...now it's a bright yellow with a greenish tinge.  My parents talked me into the yellow.  I hate it.  Soooo...

Now I'm thinking grey.  I have dark(er) wood trim, wood floors under the beige carpet, and a bright red couch.  Brown and red accents.  Am I crazy?  Should I just ( Read more... )

everyone and everything is annoying me and I need to snap out of this funk STAT.  Parents will be here in two hours and don't deserve a grumpy hostess. 

I just teared up listening to Captain Sullenberger's story on Conan...jeez.

tummy hurts.

that's all.