"Ah, hello love, did you get my message?"
"Yes, I am a banana."
"Well, you see, what happened was that I ran onto the platform and jumped onto the train and..."
Well, yes, I suppose I am a banana."
"About an hour."
"Yes, yes, I know, I'm a banana."
And so goes another one-sided loud mobile phone conversation whilst on a packed commuter train.
Sadly,
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