Liz Lemon (played by Tina Fey) is a hardworking single female in her 30's who always puts her demanding job first, and her personal life 4th. Her awkwardness with men and relationships is endearing and comical in the show, but as I sit here nursing another rejection by a dude I actually liked I fear that I will grow up to be a Liz Lemon and it is ( Read more... )

So Rob's intent on winning over some chick named Ashley Awesome. Isn't that nice? She just wants to be friends but he likes her soooo much he's just going to keep trying to get her to like him back. It's like a candy commercial it's just so effin sweet ( Read more... )

I read that somewhere in a book where it was meant to be a famous quote written by a famous man. It sounds very romantic, unrequited love and all that. However in most cases I find it's not really about the love or object of love that is driving a person to love them, but just how safe the non-relationship can be ( Read more... )

I can see why christianity is so popular. It's surprisingly comforting to think that when you die you'll be with all your loved ones and all the anger and confusion you had in this life will be answered for and explained to you, and then of course they dissapear and you're surrounded by happiness and love. Some days I want to believe that. But ( Read more... )

With simple needs. Space, being the one that comes to mind the most. I adore space, space is like a great big soft king sized bed with a hot pizza waiting for me (in a box of course, not directly on the bed) because it is comfortable, I don't have to share it, and it makes me happy. Another need to add on to the list is open communication. If ( Read more... )

Again, I am attacked by a memory by a weird dream I had days after I actually had it ( Read more... )

I definitely couldn't be a rocket scientist, or any kind of scientist for that matter but I do think I have a reasonable amount of intelligence ( Read more... )

I very rarely remember my dreams but I remembered this one and think it has a pretty good moral, could definitely make it into a republishing of Aesop's Fables or something ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning, toasted a bagel, put some cream cheese on it, and finally acknowledged that Rob is never going to love me. It was something I always knew, but it took this long to actually admit it and now I'm ready to move the fuck on.

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It seems a little backwards, doesn't it ( Read more... )