So I've posted this in a few places, but I have to post it here again.

There's this video that I really love. Numbers: What They Mean. It has a song for almost every number up to 10, and...they're just great. It's a Kid Vid production.

See and learn, see and LEARN, children's learning video!It's great. Even the producer's song. And when they get ( Read more... )

Under the spreading chestnut tree,
I sold you, and you sure as heckfire sold me.

This isn't going to make much sense. Too stream-of-consciousness-y.

Why? Why? From user info: Hello, jerk. Your warped, biased point of view is on one hand very laughable, and on the other hand deeply disturbing. Congratulations, you're inconsistent and an asshole. It seems to be there for everybody. No, I'm not going to ask her about it, this ( Read more... )

From xposethetruth:

Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

So Low Brow It Looks Like Pubic Hair. I know I'll want to know where I read that. Hee-hee. I found it by Googling "That woman is delicious. I would drink her bath water." Isn't that just the weirdest thing ever? She quoted this guy from Average Joe in that entry up there. He was talking about Nancy O'Dell. I read it in that guy's profile a long ( Read more... )

Goh

It was a dumb move, Herman, a dumb move!

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This pen smells really bad. So why do I keep smelling it?
I'm so tired of feeling helpless. And hopeless. Helpless and hopeless. *squaaaak* The problem with your daughter.
And I'm sick of people not flushing the toilet after they use it. Someone on my hall is doing it on purpose. Only when they pee, thankfully. I think it's a she. She must do it ( Read more... )

Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks. Oh, Forrest. You were more right than you may ever know.

Oh, goodness. I am stoked about the new version of AIM. I can talk to myself! And I can be invisible! And Alex was like, "Let's play a game together! Um...Polar Bowler!"
--I just had this brainstorm for us. Can you guess what it is?
--No.
--Bowling! what do you say, bowling? Bowling's insane! Bowling is crazy time!
Then I had to go bowl that polar ( Read more... )

**May Contain Spoilers**
Well. I saw Dreamcatcher. I guess the only thing I have to say that might be original is that Morgan Freeman bugged me, even though I really like him. He's always playing a hardened veteran who's gone slightly crazy. And that one scene where they walked through the infected people was WAY too much like Outbreak.
But ( Read more... )