Unflushable
This pen smells really bad. So why do I keep smelling it?
I'm so tired of feeling helpless. And hopeless. Helpless and hopeless. *squaaaak* The problem with your daughter.
And I'm sick of people not flushing the toilet after they use it. Someone on my hall is doing it on purpose. Only when they pee, thankfully. I think it's a she. She must do it every time, because the toilet is unflushed about 2 out of 3 times that I go in there these days. I bet she's trying to conserve water. But when I go in and see that it needs to be flushed, I flush it before I use it. You know how you're supposed to pour acid into water? That's because if you pour water into acid, the acid might splash up and burn you or something. But if you pour the acid into water, then it will just be the water that might splash up on you. So if I were to pee into a toilet tank with this random chick's urine in it, it might splash up on me! Maybe it's just the way I pee, but yes, sometimes, it splashes on me. And it's bad enough when it's my own, but if it's someone else's? Forget about it! I don't even like having to flush it for someone else, because you know how you're supposed to keep your toothbrush far away from the toilet, because flushing can send germs flying into the air? Yeah. I only want MY urine germs coming flying out at me after I use it and flush it. I really don't think I'm being too germaphobic here. (If that's the correct term. If it's not, I don't care.) Some people REALLY avoid using public restrooms at all. I wouldn't mind if it was my sister's urine in there. She's my sister. But I don't even know this person. I don't even like LOOKING at her (and I don't even know if it's a her) urine in the toilet I'm about to use. I don't like being reminded that I share a restroom with all these random college students. Some people won't even sit on the seat of a public restroom, and this chick is asking me to let her urine splash directly onto my skin--who knows what area of my skin that might be! *shudder* I don't even like thinking that there might be people who DON'T flush it before they use it, when this girl has left her urine yellow to mellow. There are people that this wouldn't bother? Gross! And I have to share a bathroom with THEM, too. Just think of everything else they might be letting slide! I have to open the same doors they do, shower in the same stall.... Ugh! Ugh! Ugh.
I'm gonna have to leave a note in the bathroom. As soon as I get some tape.