The prison of unmet potential.

Good line from Veep.

Only by admitting what we are can we get what we want.
-Game of Thrones

Careful, Beav. You're gonna be so worn out from polishing it, you won't be able to ride it.

Approximate quote, anyway.

Must work this into a conversation someday: My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.

It stinks in here. Wipe yo' ass.

Alex, night brings its wetness to beaches in your soul.

It's always weird when I dream that I'm smoking.

This has been one big douche of a day. (It hasn't really, but I love that phrase. Picked it up from Will and Grace. Specifically, Grace. It's my new phrase for when I have a bad day. Not that there's really anyone I could tell. Oh, and it's ( Read more... )

I'm sorry if my agonizing pain is inconveniencing you. I believe Shawn was the one who said that. I like it.

Kitty: Don't worry. It only hurts 'til you die.

SpecTACular.

I was watching TV last night. Flipping around the channels. Saw the beginning of Dr. T and the Women (worst movie ever) and an episode of Seinfeld. Noticed that Lyle Lovett did the music in Dr. T. The episode of Seinfeld was the one when George thought he had a heart attack and he went to Kramer's healer, who gave him a drink that turned him ( Read more... )

Rhett: Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief.My life is completely devoid of Kleenexes. Much of my trouble stems from this fact ( Read more... )