It is HILARIOUS when Melissa McCarthy calls Sandra Bullock "tattle tits" on The Heat.

You know those work-out videos that Carmen Elektra (I think) put out, of striptease work-outs and lap dance work-outs? And then there's those dance work-out videos with the name something like "Hot Girl Dance". #MagicMike should put out a striptease exercise video. Maybe Magic Mike 2 is about how he's done with the stage, and now he's an exercise ( Read more... )

I saw a commercial about Wiz Khalifa tonight, for the first time, never heard of him before, then Hall Pass was on, and I was like, "I really like this song playing at the club." And I wanted to add it to my list of songs to download, so I looked it up.

The Thrill. By Wiz Khalifa.

I went searching for stuff about Dance 'Til Dawn, and I found this blog entry about it that I liked, and I kinda want to get really into it and read a bunch of his stuff, but...I probably won't. But it made me look back in my LJ for what I've said about the movie, and...I couldn't find anything! I'm sure I've talked about it before, but it's not in ( Read more... )

Careful, Beav. You're gonna be so worn out from polishing it, you won't be able to ride it.

Approximate quote, anyway.

Dammit. I really wanted to add "getting jacked off under the table" to my interests, but I guess it's too many words or something. So I have to add "handjobs under the table" instead, which just isn't as good. *sighhh* I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that scene in Wedding Crashers. Really. My love for that scene cannot ( Read more... )

I like the word "alarming." Like in Beauty and the Beast: "New and a bit alarming, who'd have ever thought that this could be? True that he's no Prince Charming, but there's something in him that I simply didn't see," and in I Feel Pretty: "It's alarming how charming I feel. I'm so charming that I hardly can believe I'm real." Oh, that's dynamite.

Am I crazy, or does Famke Janssen look a LOT like a young Jeanne Tripplehorn?


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Woo-hoo! My boys won! On to game 7 in San Antonio!!!!!!!!!

That upcoming Adam Sandler movie should be called Universal Remote. Because it's really a universal remote. It controls the universe. Hel-lo. (I'm so excited about the game!!!!!) That would be a way better title than Click, which is more of a mouse action-word now ( Read more... )

I was watching TV last night. Flipping around the channels. Saw the beginning of Dr. T and the Women (worst movie ever) and an episode of Seinfeld. Noticed that Lyle Lovett did the music in Dr. T. The episode of Seinfeld was the one when George thought he had a heart attack and he went to Kramer's healer, who gave him a drink that turned him ( Read more... )