...WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SORT OF THINK I WOULD CARE ABOUT THAT, @instagram? Fucking @instagram.

A photo from the #WWIM8 InstaMeet in Semarang, Indonesia: http://t.co/Qcslbw29ux
- Instagram (@instagram) January 18, 2014

This isn't going to make much sense. Too stream-of-consciousness-y.

Why? Why? From user info: Hello, jerk. Your warped, biased point of view is on one hand very laughable, and on the other hand deeply disturbing. Congratulations, you're inconsistent and an asshole. It seems to be there for everybody. No, I'm not going to ask her about it, this ( Read more... )

This stupid article makes me want to go absolutely commando at my wedding. It makes me want to remove myself from WeddingChannel.com, for sending me to read that crap. It just goes on and on about how you have to have lingerie that makes you look better. It can turn a size 12 into a size 6! Because your husband-to-be doesn't REALLY want a size 12. ( Read more... )

The dumbest thing happened to me last night. Okay, some of it was my fault. So I went to bed at 11, because I wanted to be sure I would get lots of sleep so I would wake up in time to warm up before my voice lesson, which is at 10:30. I woke up at TWO IN THE MORNING. After only 3 hours of sleep! WTF? I had to pee, and then I thought of something I ( Read more... )

This pen smells really bad. So why do I keep smelling it?
I'm so tired of feeling helpless. And hopeless. Helpless and hopeless. *squaaaak* The problem with your daughter.
And I'm sick of people not flushing the toilet after they use it. Someone on my hall is doing it on purpose. Only when they pee, thankfully. I think it's a she. She must do it ( Read more... )