Backdated to yesterday | because he comes from a time when it's not...

[brightstarshero]

Hey guys! Guys!

MCDONALD'S IS NOW A WORLD-WIDE FOOD CHAIN!

This is the best day of my life!! Make sure you all try its hamburgers and milkshakes, okay? They're awesome!

Comments

[rulescanbiteme]

.......And what exactly is McDonald's?

[brightstarshero]

The best restaurant in the history of restaurants!

[rulescanbiteme]

Really? Can't say I've ever heard of it.

In fact, I don't even know if anyone's heard of it here....

[brightstarshero]

What?! That's not possible!

[brotherlyunion]

Няма.

[brightstarshero]

... you know, I never know what you're saying when you say that...

[brotherlyunion]

No.

[brightstarshero]

Oh.

But it is!

[affirmativerror]

...Unable to understand what "McDonalds" is. Clarification requested.

[brightstarshero]

How can you people not know what McDonalds is?

[affirmativerror]

It is not on this world, and therefore might be deemed unimportant.

[brightstarshero]

That's... that's awful! To say that the best restaurant in the history of restaurants is unimportant!

[poison_puppet]

Hate to break it to you, but McDondalds is already a "world wide food chain". They've had one in Shinjuku for ages.

[brightstarshero]

It wasn't yesterday! But it is now! It's the greatest thing ever!

[poison_puppet]

Uh. Sure.

[brightstarshero]

Want a hamburger from one of the new restaurants?

PUNCTUATION. I HAS IT.

[phoenix_temple]

... Wasn't it always?

[brightstarshero]

Not where I come from!

[phoenix_temple]

I have eaten there before... It seemed unhealthy.

[brightstarshero]

But it was delicious, right?