Backdated to yesterday | because he comes from a time when it's not...

[brightstarshero]

Hey guys! Guys!

MCDONALD'S IS NOW A WORLD-WIDE FOOD CHAIN!

This is the best day of my life!! Make sure you all try its hamburgers and milkshakes, okay? They're awesome!

Comments

[affirmativerror]

...Unable to understand what "McDonalds" is. Clarification requested.

[brightstarshero]

How can you people not know what McDonalds is?

[affirmativerror]

It is not on this world, and therefore might be deemed unimportant.

[brightstarshero]

That's... that's awful! To say that the best restaurant in the history of restaurants is unimportant!

[affirmativerror]

Restaurant (rest(ə)rənt; ˈrestəˌränt; ˈresˌtränt - noun):

A place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

ORIGIN early 19th cent.: from French, from restaurer ‘provide food for’ (literally ‘restore to a former state’).

...PROCESSING...| INFORMATION HAS BEEN STORED IN DATABASE.

There have been no records of "restaurants" since Armageddon, and the wars between Methuselah and Terran. Hence, unimportance.

[brightstarshero]

... you have no restaurants?

That's depressing. How do you eat?

[affirmativerror]

Affirmative, the Vatican does not. There are several other records of shops being similar, but there are no large places recorded with that name. I am also a machine- I do not need food.

Food is provided in shelters for humans, and many others cook their own meals.

[brightstarshero]

I bet I can get a restaurant chain manager to build a McDonald's for you!