Backdated to yesterday | because he comes from a time when it's not...

[brightstarshero]

Hey guys! Guys!

MCDONALD'S IS NOW A WORLD-WIDE FOOD CHAIN!

This is the best day of my life!! Make sure you all try its hamburgers and milkshakes, okay? They're awesome!

Comments

[unjust_siberian]

Are you nuts? We've had McDonald's around for a while now....

[brightstarshero]

Not here! But now we do, and it's amazing!

[unjust_siberian]

... not really. It's something I take the kids to after soccer practice, but I don't eat there often. Too fattening.

[brightstarshero]

...

I hope I haven't gained that much weight due to eating there so much... I might need to try my diet again.

[mulletrockking]

So...Let me get this straight.

You just find out a crappy, substandard fast food chain is world wide and you make your o-face over it?

What rock are you living under, pal.

[brightstarshero]

Crappy?! Substandard?! It's the greatest there is!

And it's not a chain where I come from! Well, it wasn't yesterday, but it is now!

[mulletrockking]

You heard me. The whole place smells weird. And if that's real cow, I'll give the car to the next putz that walks by.

Dude, it's been that way for years, are you kidding me?

[brightstarshero]

It smells like hamburgers, that's what it is!

Not in my world. It's only been a chain for a day!

[brightstarshero]

But not here!

[brightstarshero]

It becoming a chain is the best thing ever!

[askedtobe]

Wasn't it already?

[brightstarshero]

Not on my world.

[askedtobe]

Really? Too bad it didn't stay that way..

[brightstarshero]

Why is it too bad? It's the greatest thing ever!

[rytmisk_norsk]

MacsDonalds? Amn't dats de fast foods place wit' de clown as de mascots? I likes dat place!

[brightstarshero]

It's the greatest restaurant to ever be built! Though I don't know what you're talking about when you say clowns.

[rytmisk_norsk]

Oh, you don'ts? Oh wells.

Clowns ams totally metals.

[brightstarshero]

Clowns are a little creepy.