Backdated to yesterday | because he comes from a time when it's not...

[brightstarshero]

Hey guys! Guys!

MCDONALD'S IS NOW A WORLD-WIDE FOOD CHAIN!

This is the best day of my life!! Make sure you all try its hamburgers and milkshakes, okay? They're awesome!

Comments

[rulescanbiteme]

.......And what exactly is McDonald's?

[brightstarshero]

The best restaurant in the history of restaurants!

[rulescanbiteme]

Really? Can't say I've ever heard of it.

In fact, I don't even know if anyone's heard of it here....

[brightstarshero]

What?! That's not possible!

[rulescanbiteme]

I'm afraid it is...

(((ooc: Just so you know, Ban-mun is sitting behind me all sorts of scandalized and scolding me, saying, "You're breaking America's heart! >:( " )))

[brightstarshero]

Someone has to change that immediately!

I'll call one of the restaurant chain managers! They'll fix it!

((SOB his poor little hamburger heart ;A;))

[rulescanbiteme]

Hate to break it to ya, but those chain managers don't exist here either...

'Cause they're kinda dead now.

1/3

[brightstarshero]

That is--

2/3

[brightstarshero]

AN ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY!

3/3

[brightstarshero]

I'll send you some of mine.

[rulescanbiteme]

Ah....well, good luck with that, because you got a healthy 150-year time gap to work with...

And last I heard - and no offense - your technology back then was pretty shoddy compared to ours.

[brightstarshero]

... well, it's not nearly as good as some of the things I've seen in Ema's world.

But 1941 technology isn't bad! We have awesome jet planes!

[rulescanbiteme]

You may have jet planes....but can they warp between galaxies?

[brightstarshero]

Can yours?

[rulescanbiteme]

Well yeah. But they can't move through time. Far as I know, no one's gotten technology for that yet.

So yeah. Still no McDonald's for us.

[brightstarshero]

I went to the future to visit Ema once!