Backdated to yesterday | because he comes from a time when it's not...

[brightstarshero]

Hey guys! Guys!

MCDONALD'S IS NOW A WORLD-WIDE FOOD CHAIN!

This is the best day of my life!! Make sure you all try its hamburgers and milkshakes, okay? They're awesome!

Comments

[poison_puppet]

Hate to break it to you, but McDondalds is already a "world wide food chain". They've had one in Shinjuku for ages.

[brightstarshero]

It wasn't yesterday! But it is now! It's the greatest thing ever!

[poison_puppet]

Uh. Sure.

[brightstarshero]

Want a hamburger from one of the new restaurants?

[poison_puppet]

No thank you. I don't really like hamburgers.

[brightstarshero]

...

THAT'S HORRIBLE.

[poison_puppet]

They're nasty. Especially if they're from McDonalds.