Dear Ida:

What's this "Prestigious Egon Spengler Memorial Award for Excellence in Physics" - did someone have me declared dead?!??

Sincerely,

Doctor Egon Spengler

*runs through the room, chasing farmermaggot* Waaaait! I just want to know something!!!

I received a flier today for a feast. They're serving orc, it says. I'm fairly certain that creature who welcomed me here WAS an orc, from what I've been able to learn of the indiginous fauna of this region. Which means, they plan on eating intelligent beings ( Read more... )

Well, it looks light my light-violet companion found *someone* - the entire resort seems to have been raised. It took him long enough that I had to use a few more shots to keep this "warg" down ( Read more... )

*Hears strange noises and goes to investigate*

*Takes the tranq gun from his field kit and goes to investigate the resort*

I was working late in the lab, when a full-torso free floating apparition just appeared! It was small, about the size of a child, with curly hair, and holding a scythe. I've rarely seen an apparition with such strong definition. It was mumbling something which sounded like, "Firss, no obit, an' now I'm a lab rat fer some crazy blue wizard! It ( Read more... )

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I followed a ghost into a bar.

I now have have "Sam Will Kill Me If I Try Anything" tattooed in the hollow of my left shoulder. I need to figure out how that booth works so quickly. Maybe I lost time somehow.

Ray keeps trying to talk me into some scheme involving slime and mass marketing. Somebody distract him for me; I'm busy.