Strange...

[dr_spengler]

I was working late in the lab, when a full-torso free floating apparition just appeared! It was small, about the size of a child, with curly hair, and holding a scythe. I've rarely seen an apparition with such strong definition. It was mumbling something which sounded like, "Firss, no obit, an' now I'm a lab rat fer some crazy blue wizard! It

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[captcirithungol]

*Shows up at Egon's door, wearing best "How may I help you expression".*

Good Day. Welcome to Eagle Point. We hope that you Enjoy the Eyrie Experience. If there's anything I can do the help you, feel free to call on me.

One word of warning: Please don't let the Warg eat anything. Especially you.

Your most generous payment includes all amenities and basic tips for all employees.

Medical, psychological and, ah, personal expenses are your responsibility.

Eagle Point is not responsible for acts of Eru, Ainur, Valar, Maiar or any other supernatural being, known or unknown. Nor are we responsible for acts of war, wargs or wanton behavior.

Enjoy your stay.

[dr_spengler]

*Stares at unusual creature in front of him*

*Pokes*

*Frowns, turning head so he's looking at creature through the corners of his eyes*

What do I call you? *Raised eyebrow*

[captcirithungol]

Shagrat, the Stupendous. Captain of Cirith Ungol. Most feared and powerful of all orcs.

Shagrat, the reformed.

[dr_spengler]

Pleased to meet you, Shagrat the Reformed. Call me Egon. And, uhh, wargs would be....?