Yep. Definitely not in Kansas.
I received a flier today for a feast. They're serving orc, it says. I'm fairly certain that creature who welcomed me here WAS an orc, from what I've been able to learn of the indiginous fauna of this region. Which means, they plan on eating intelligent beings.
I'm quite disturbed. I just realized I was wrong about the...uh, legal system around here. The orc was not being kept in prison until a trial, he was being...fattened up. I believe I am now honorbound to attempt to help in some way.
*Stares nervously at phone* Perhaps there's someone I can call for aid in this matter, but the phone has been exhibiting some mighty strange behaviour and I hesitate to touch it. Perhaps I should simply go talk to the orc.
I'm quite disturbed. I just realized I was wrong about the...uh, legal system around here. The orc was not being kept in prison until a trial, he was being...fattened up. I believe I am now honorbound to attempt to help in some way.
*Stares nervously at phone* Perhaps there's someone I can call for aid in this matter, but the phone has been exhibiting some mighty strange behaviour and I hesitate to touch it. Perhaps I should simply go talk to the orc.