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What are hands for? To give pockets a purpose
My cousin's being sent to stay with me for a bit. What the fuck is her mum thinking? "Oh, just let her stay for a bit." Really? Cos that conversation sounded a lot like "I'm just going out to get cigarettes. Watch the kid 'til I get back."
Damn silent you fucking owe me was obnoxiously loud. This is how my family works. They just pass you around ( Read more... ) -
I like my coffee black, just like my metal
Some people(that'd be me, silly trick) are still in, like, the throes of death via that damn dandy bourbon. Fuck that though. Look, flister found a sweet quick fix.
http://flister.livejournal.com/13738.html
Resolutions anyone?
I'm paying tribute to my monkey arms from now on. I now know it'd be impossible to scale a privacy fence without them.
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and you've crashed three cars
My friend's taking me to the shifty rec center so I can learn how to drive a fudging stick shift. I have to learn on a fudging arcade game. He worked out some gangster deal on a Prelude for me, but I'm not allowed to touch it again until I know how to treat it properly.
Look, it only made that grinding noise once. Also, when you yell "don't pop the ( Read more... ) -
my friends, my habits, my family, they mean so much to me
Fucking off 'til after Christmas or [insert politically correct holiday if you're a proper douche].
Yeah, so, errbody get shitfaced and dance on tables with a lamp. That's what you guys do too, isn't it? Whatever, the point is to have fun. No, even if you're driving to your parents, have horrible road rage, and will probably scream at some poor old ( Read more... ) -
Remember that time...
when you got completely fucked up, and were convinced your pulse was, like, dancing with the music? Then you went around telling everyone to feel your neck, but you had headphones on. No one had a clue what fucking music you were even talking about.
Naturally, I do not know in the slightest. I was gone. Point A and point B were obscure, so you can ( Read more... ) -
Well take what you want from me. You deserve it all.
Just reading the new chapter by lazarus_girl, and thought "Hey, I'd have your kids because you're a genius!". Like a very, very painful reminder the kid I was watching whacked me in the knee with a bat... Thanks, universe. Right. I.Will.Never.Have.Any.Monsters.
The Artist, part three^That's what I got bat smacks for. Definitely worth it ( Read more... ) -
home of the concrete donkey
4 am peeing in a bank parking lot. Yo ho ho, ATM! Tried to use the "gingerbread house" to find my way home, but they'd shut off the lights. Good weekend.
How'd the weekend treat everyone?
butsewka
flister
lazarus_girl
techno_electro :
you stole my eyes (and ive never looked back) - part one, about a girl (1/2)
you stole my eyes ( ( Read more... ) -
you don't know Joe
Joe's my favorite every day person. He gives me free slushies when I walk to the convenience store after work. He has kittens over the weirdest shiz, and it's hilarious. Kick a ginger day is still a no topic. "They woulda got you too! Be glad you didn't move to California!" Rants in hardcore english accent. I have no clue what he's saying half the ( Read more... ) -
call me twitch fidgety shrug
Dude, I have no voice. Really. I can't say anything. Probably shouldn't have used up the last of it yelling at a pinball machine last night ( Read more... ) -
shanked over captain crunch over breakfast
August Underground's Mordum...is horribly fucking dull. Someone massively lied to me, or they're just insane. Kinda wish things unsettled me a bit more, maybe I would've gained something out of it at least. Like my head in the toilet as an escape.
Man Bites Dog was so flippin' much better. Or The Last Horror MovieYou'd think murder is one of ( Read more... )