my friends, my habits, my family, they mean so much to me
Fucking off 'til after Christmas or [insert politically correct holiday if you're a proper douche].
Yeah, so, errbody get shitfaced and dance on tables with a lamp. That's what you guys do too, isn't it? Whatever, the point is to have fun. No, even if you're driving to your parents, have horrible road rage, and will probably scream at some poor old woman gimping about Tiny Tim style. You can make up for her over some New Year's resolution.
Merry Christmas; miss you fuckers! <3 (Yuck, the affection! I vomited in my mouth a little.)
Let me know how it goes for you.