Application: Toki Wartooth - "Metalocalypse"

[brutalcrumbcake]

Still with his Flying V guitar in hand, Toki found himself standing at the gates of Disney Land. "Wowee." He blinked and looked over his shoulders. Did Pickles put something in his drink? He could have sworn Skwisgaar had just started in on one of his extended guitar solos. Toki was up next to record for the new album too, wasn't this against

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[gypsyroselouise]

Gypsy was amused. Very, very puzzled, but amused nonetheless. "I suppose you might save money with that particular skill. But if were going to be your sole means of support I think you'd have to share it."

[brutalcrumbcake]

Another person! And oooooh, it was a pretty lady. Better yet, Nathan and Skwisgaar weren't around to make him feel like a kid. They got all the skanky sluts, it wasn't fair. "Wait...what?" Toki didn't exactly follow what the pretty lady was trying to imply. "You wants me to makes the bloods go to you face?"

"You could stands on yous heads. I can holds you ankles if you wants."

[gypsyroselouise]

"Ah," about equal confusion here, but she kept her poise, "It's kind of you to offer, sir, but acrobatics never was my act. I'll take a raincheck on you taking hold of my ankles." She winked.

"Now, what did you say your name was?"

[brutalcrumbcake]

"Act? You in a band too?" The little comment about ankle-grabbing wasn't exactly lost on Toki, but he decided he was going to play this smooth. Or as smooth as the slightly awkward Norwegian could be considering all he knew about women was the hugging and the kissing part.

"My name Toki. I'm in Dethklok. The biggest bang in the worlds. People says we kick ass." Preening. He was preening.

[adore_therockin]

It had been a lovely day and Marguerite was not about to waste it about indoors. She heard the voice of the horrif mouse and knew someone was here. Curious she left Percy a note by his table before kissing his forehead and wandering off.

The figure before her was---odd, to say the least. "Dear Sir! Are you ill?" She saw the blood on his face was unsure what to make of the man.

[brutalcrumbcake]

"Oh WOWEE!" Toki's eyes immediately turned the size of saucers when he spotted the lady in the dress come by. Maybe this wasn't so bad, considering the number of ladies paying him attention sky rocketed to two. "You all lacy and...poofy. Like a marshmallow."

Motioning to the blood on his shirt, he grinned, "Nah, I gots a lot more bloods left. My name nots sir though."

[adore_therockin]

The man's eyes seemed to do something holy unnatural. Marguerite looked on with utter confusion at the man. "A...marshmellow?"

"No, it's a, polite thing, manners and all that," she explained. "Like saying, Miss or Mister. I'm sure you do, but that can't possibly be healthy!"

[brutalcrumbcake]

"Yeahs, a marshmallow! Theys delicious!" Weird lady. Weird lady wearing a big, poofy dress. Maybe she was not from here.

"Whats?" He looked down at his shirt. "I do this alls the time! Betters than the diabetic comas anyway."

[alcoholit]

"You know, it's probably a very good job people don't go around asking for nosebleeds." Bernard said as he sauntered over, cigarette hanging from his lips, "Although, if you've got a light, I'll let you off your strange conception of the english language."

[brutalcrumbcake]

Toki nodded as a guy this time came over to say hello. He was about to agree with him, when it suddenly made a lot of sense that nosebleed and blowjob were two entirely different things. "Oh. Ooooh. Well, that's gay."

"I thinks my phone has lighter. Holds on." He began to fiddle with the dethphone, making it beep and flash wildly.

[alcoholit]

"Quite literally, sometimes." Bernard looked at Toki's phone sceptically, "They put lighters on those now? Finally, a reason to buy one. Although, do they stop annoying conversations yet?"

[brutalcrumbcake]

"Only ons the dethphone," he replied in a matter-of-fact, smug sort of way. "We approves them ourselves. They kinda hurts you face if you don'ts hold it whats the right ways." Still messing with the phone, Toki added, "And you justs shuts them off whens you don'ts wants annoying conversations. Duh."

[rani_ushas]

The Rani remembered why she rarely, if ever, stopped by these stupid little ordeals. The nosebleed business was moderately amusing, if only because it was vaguely reminiscent of defence mechanisms common to primitive life-forms across the universe.

She caught the new arrival's eye and started to say something, but decided instead that it was probably better not to waste her time. She turned to go.

((...but if addressed, she will stop. ^_^))

[brutalcrumbcake]

Another person for Toki to talk to, but she was already leaving before he could even say hello! "Well that's rudes," he huffed under his breath. "Hey, lady! Bye byeeeeee!"

[rani_ushas]

She almost ignored him, but the possibility that this whole scenario might provide a moment's relief from boredom stopped her. "Were you addressing me?"

[brutalcrumbcake]

"You was lookings at me first," said Toki. This lady looked like she was sucking on a lemon. "Can I helps you?" Maybe she knew Toki! She'd be the first one here.

[mickey_mous]

"Well, okie-dokie, Toki," Mickey giggles. "You ready to find out which of our excitin' lands you're gonna live in?"

[brutalcrumbcake]

"Mickey!" Mickey Mouse was back talking to him, asking him if he was..."I'm nots goings to live in Mordhaus anymore?" He was stuck here too, with the slut and the princess and the grumpy man with the hair and Mickey and the cat?

"Toki supposes so."

[mickey_mous]

"Swell! I was thinkin' you'd like to live in Toon Town, near me!"

[brutalcrumbcake]

Of all the places to live, he supposed that living near Mickey would be the most metal. "Toons Town?" he repeated. Like in a cartoon. That might be fun! 'course he wouldn't get to record on the album, but living with Mickey Mouse as a neighbor would be cool.

"Alright, Mickey. Yous gonna have Toki as you neighbor!"