Application: Toki Wartooth - "Metalocalypse"

[brutalcrumbcake]

Still with his Flying V guitar in hand, Toki found himself standing at the gates of Disney Land. "Wowee." He blinked and looked over his shoulders. Did Pickles put something in his drink? He could have sworn Skwisgaar had just started in on one of his extended guitar solos. Toki was up next to record for the new album too, wasn't this against

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[gypsyroselouise]

Gypsy was amused. Very, very puzzled, but amused nonetheless. "I suppose you might save money with that particular skill. But if were going to be your sole means of support I think you'd have to share it."

[brutalcrumbcake]

Another person! And oooooh, it was a pretty lady. Better yet, Nathan and Skwisgaar weren't around to make him feel like a kid. They got all the skanky sluts, it wasn't fair. "Wait...what?" Toki didn't exactly follow what the pretty lady was trying to imply. "You wants me to makes the bloods go to you face?"

"You could stands on yous heads. I can holds you ankles if you wants."

[gypsyroselouise]

"Ah," about equal confusion here, but she kept her poise, "It's kind of you to offer, sir, but acrobatics never was my act. I'll take a raincheck on you taking hold of my ankles." She winked.

"Now, what did you say your name was?"

[brutalcrumbcake]

"Act? You in a band too?" The little comment about ankle-grabbing wasn't exactly lost on Toki, but he decided he was going to play this smooth. Or as smooth as the slightly awkward Norwegian could be considering all he knew about women was the hugging and the kissing part.

"My name Toki. I'm in Dethklok. The biggest bang in the worlds. People says we kick ass." Preening. He was preening.

[gypsyroselouise]

"Well, I have a band that plays for me. I'm a terpsichorean ecdysiast, you see." A pause. "By which I mean 'a stripper.' You might have heard of me - my name is Gypsy Rose Lee." Preening right back.

"It's lovely to meet you, Toki, and I'm sure you do...er, prod donkeys. I do suspect you might be from after my time, though."

[brutalcrumbcake]

Toki nearly attempted to repeat that. "Herpseeclordian...oh, yous a slut! Wowee! A sluts in Disney Land! Boy, this the best pranks ever!" Now that he could follow. "Never heard of yous, Gypsys Rose Lee. You got pretty names though. Nice to meet you, Gypsy Lose Ree. Rose Lee. Whatevers."

He smiled, then attempted to follow that last bit. "Afters your time...what you mean?"

[gypsyroselouise]

...That adjective didn't go over so well. Gypsy raised her eyebrows and said, "Thank you," rather frostily.

"I mean that you seem to be dressed a bit differently from the men in my time. There are people here from all sorts of different places and points in history. I arrived here from New York, nineteen thirty-one."

[brutalcrumbcake]

The bit of coldness completely swept over Toki's head. "Welcomes," he chirped, still grinning at her.

He didn't follow. Didn't follow, didn't follow, didn't follow....followed a little, then a little bit more, then the blood drained from his face and he nearly dropped his Gibson. "Wait...you means this isn't a joke?"

[gypsyroselouise]

"It might well be. Only we don't know who's responsible."

[brutalcrumbcake]

"But...but I gots to records the new album else they're gonna bomb the midwest! And Skwisgaar will plays all my parts! And..." Toki looked at the gate and frowned. "It's the mouse. This is all yous faults, Mickey Mouse!"

[gypsyroselouise]

"Well, if it is his fault I wouldn't advocate getting him upset," she observed. "Someone is going to bomb someplace if you don't record an album?"

[brutalcrumbcake]

"Whys? I could takes him!" Toki glared towards the gate again and pointed his finger menacingly. "Mouse, you used to bes cool! All innocents and whats making childrens smile. Shame on you!"

Hissy fit over for the moment, he nodded his head, "Yeah. And they draws on that monuments of the Americans presidents and starts riots and other really metals thing. Our fans really love us...like scary amount. Dethklok is...12th...no, 6th biggest eco--econiminity in the whole worlds."

[gypsyroselouise]

Gypsy decided that the unwisdom of picking a fight with a possibly tremendously powerful being was a point likely to be lost on a man who liked giving himself nosebleeds. Besides, Mickey didn't even seem to notice.

"...Good heavens," she said, in reference to Dethklok's popularity. "And where is it you're from?"

[brutalcrumbcake]

"Wells, me and the guys lives in Mordland. It's a littles country what we boughts ourselves. Toki comes froms Norway though." He hoped he answered right. This lady seemed to be mad at him, but he didn't mean any harm. "Where is you from?"