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DIAMOND MAKES IT THEMSELVES.
((large image is large))Do you like money, Diamond City? Of course you do ( Read more... ) -
Diamond City news makes tragic history with its first obituary!
Abnormal Floating Island Spotted Above TownA floating landmass has been located above the very right of town. It is dubbed by the press at this time to be a harmless land, and it will not fall on town any time soon to assure local citizens, particularly those living near the beach. Citizens are both in awe and in uproar over the island's appearance ( Read more... ) -
The news is back!
We'd like to apologize for not having an issue for you last Sunday - All of our time was spent throwing a rave party and holding a contest to see who could drink the most Spicy Soda in one sitting.
Mass Mindbending Mental Modulation Discombobulates Populace
A wave of confusion spread across Diamond City on Valentine's Day as approximately two out ( Read more... ) -
It's ten o'clock and Time for the News!
Wild Goose Attacks
Last weekend, some asshat with tall hair went around like a robot and beat people up. Local authorities have been too chicken to apprehend the dude since Meryl left the force.
Snow more problemsThe mysterious snowstorm that hit Diamond City last month is now fully melted and washed away. Temperatures have finally been restored ( Read more... ) -
It's time for the News!
Party Hard!
Diamond City's Wild and Wacky summer of recent heists and invasions came to a more positive close with its annual Mario Party. Our new sponsors contributed antics that certainly made this the biggest Mario Party yet! The winners will recieve their prizes in the mail in 6-8 weeks.
Hip Fashion puts the School Year on Speed!Rabbit ( Read more... ) -
News Mag #6- August 11, 2009
Late Issue!
We apologize to all of our readers at Diamond News for the delay. Mutant baby leprechauns have made it impossible to print anytime sooner. If you don't believe this, then we'd like to apologize yet again.
Washed up!The flood that swept through Diamond City streets has finally washed back to the beaches, along with near all machine ( Read more... ) -
News Mag #5 - July 31st, 2009
Enjoy your omelets, Diamond City
On Monday the 27th, Mad Genius Dr. Ivo Robotnik took over radio and television broadcasts to announce a test to all the city's fighters with an invasion of egg pawns. Our on-scene reporter is still hospitalized and will give the full report upon his recovery.
THIEFLeon Powalski, a strange humanoid lizard alien ( Read more... ) -
News Mag #4 - July 13th, 2009
((Volunteered to do this. If I missed any major headlines, please say so.))
Legendary Chaos Emerald Stolen!As the museum opened its first day since the Chaos Emerald was delivered to it, citizens got a small window of opportunity to view it before multiple culprits and even an army of the Pig Masks attempted to steal it! After everyone was ( Read more... ) -
News Mag #2 - June 11th 2008
Red Godzilla Terrorizing the Citizens in Their Heads!
There's still no word on the elusive Groudon that the city has been on the prowl for. A city-wide investigation will undergo next week led by young scientist Penny Crygor.
Snifit got Snuffed!
Sr. Taco de Lopez, a Snifit from the suburban regions of the Mushroom Kingdom was de-masked and almost ( Read more... ) -
What's in the news: May 2009
(these are just summarizations of the articles your characters may be reading).
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New Pokemon microgame confirmed by WariowareRelease date: Unknown ( Read more... )
