Diamond City news makes tragic history with its first obituary!
Abnormal Floating Island Spotted Above Town
A floating landmass has been located above the very right of town. It is dubbed by the press at this time to be a harmless land, and it will not fall on town any time soon to assure local citizens, particularly those living near the beach. Citizens are both in awe and in uproar over the island's appearance, with one local bystanding Pokemon Trainer hopeful, whose name shall be dubbed 'Pearl Town Man' by his request, speaking for them as a whole:
"I just dropped my balls when I saw this island."
More to possibly come.
Obituaries
Only one for today!
~Rajani~
Age: Unknown
Time of Death: March 29th
Rajani is not survived by any relatives. Closest to her is her close friend, Cecilia Sophronia, and her boyfriend, Goose. Both wish for her to be remembered as a beautiful soul and that she will rest in peace.
Lacey Glaceon Rumors Unveiled?
News has spread upon the masses of Lacey Glaceon cheating on what is assumed to be a secret lover, a Leafeon, with a Vaporeon and a Jolteon within the town. There is, however, no evidence of such a foursome affair apart from the female Leafeon being spotted in a depressed state. This will be gone in-depth with in further news.
Easter Frenzy at Far-out Boat
In world news, there is a suspicious Buneary invading the territory of nearby cargo boats and leaving melted white chocolate eggs along the poop-decks. Whether or not they are safe to consume will be evaluated. All the Buneary has said of the issue is that its chocolate was "special made for this kind of year" and that "it should not be eaten with pasta alfredo, despite looking like the sauce".
Kickball Game of the Season Loses Viewers
Nobody cares.
A floating landmass has been located above the very right of town. It is dubbed by the press at this time to be a harmless land, and it will not fall on town any time soon to assure local citizens, particularly those living near the beach. Citizens are both in awe and in uproar over the island's appearance, with one local bystanding Pokemon Trainer hopeful, whose name shall be dubbed 'Pearl Town Man' by his request, speaking for them as a whole:
"I just dropped my balls when I saw this island."
More to possibly come.
Obituaries
Only one for today!
~Rajani~
Age: Unknown
Time of Death: March 29th
Rajani is not survived by any relatives. Closest to her is her close friend, Cecilia Sophronia, and her boyfriend, Goose. Both wish for her to be remembered as a beautiful soul and that she will rest in peace.
Lacey Glaceon Rumors Unveiled?
News has spread upon the masses of Lacey Glaceon cheating on what is assumed to be a secret lover, a Leafeon, with a Vaporeon and a Jolteon within the town. There is, however, no evidence of such a foursome affair apart from the female Leafeon being spotted in a depressed state. This will be gone in-depth with in further news.
Easter Frenzy at Far-out Boat
In world news, there is a suspicious Buneary invading the territory of nearby cargo boats and leaving melted white chocolate eggs along the poop-decks. Whether or not they are safe to consume will be evaluated. All the Buneary has said of the issue is that its chocolate was "special made for this kind of year" and that "it should not be eaten with pasta alfredo, despite looking like the sauce".
Kickball Game of the Season Loses Viewers
Nobody cares.