DIAMOND MAKES IT THEMSELVES.

Apr 19, 2010 21:17

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Do you like money, Diamond City? Of course you do!

Video Games continue to be the city's biggest thing for shoppers to eat up and demand continues to arise! "Unfortunately, Warioware isn't enough to cut it anymore," says Mayoral Assistant Dr. Wright. "We need more games, and more people making them! So get your friends, your grandparents, your baby sisters and pet gerbals together because anyone and everyone can now make games for DIY Publishing!"

'DIY' stands for "Do it Yourself." A new production studio opened up downtown last week where a machine built by Dr. Crygor called the "Super MakerMatic 21" which grants anyone from artistic geniuses to appendageless Pokemon the ability to create video games, write music scores and chickenscratch comic books. The facility is open to the public and more machines will be built to accomodate the incoming traffic of nerds!

Our other new building is the D.I.Y. shop where finished products will be sold and made playable to the public. Games will also be distributed to schools as new learning material and sports curriculums for the terribly-unfit.

Warioware, Inc. will offer Super MakerMatic 21 classes on everything it takes to create your masterpieces and the big company is also offering jobs to draw art for games that Wario himself is too lazy to finish. Great part-time opportunities there for you and your imaginary friends!

Pay is okay. Benefits are not since too much happens around here for Diamond City's budget to cover everyone's healthcare and hospitalization bills. But think of the money and fame you'll bring in!

Have your studio/team name registered at City Hall when you come up with one!

And as a promotional deal to bring in would-be developers, Dr. Wright will be hosting an all-expenses-paid day at the Forbidden Springs Resort north of the city, complete with musical performance by the Runaway Five on Saturday Night. This will happen.... sometime in May. Offer applies to Diamond Residents only. Some government officials think the money should be spent on healthcare, but bribery's the way to go!

More news on this astounding job offer to come!

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