Meta/ooc - Personal ad meme.

[dial_a_psychic]

Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

Professional fake psychic and mildly compulsive liar overall, 30 year

Comments

[lipstickcat]

for sure will notice if you're wearing the same bra you've used in the last date.

LMAO!!! Does that count for the dudes too? XD

This is just perfect and so funny \o/

[dial_a_psychic]

Thank you, babe. :3 And LOL, of course, but you can make it the same boxers for some of the dudes. XDDD

You should definitely do Lassie and Henry's. I know that either would kill me.

[lipstickcat]

Depends how kinky the date is, huh? ;P

*g* I will do! Once my brains in gear I'll do it for both of them ^_^

[dial_a_psychic]

Well, Shawn knows at least two guys that might wear a bra for a date. XDD

OMG YES!!! \o/\o/\o/

[chromagia]

...what if I don't wear a bra?

[dial_a_psychic]

Well, detecting used panties is even easier.

[chromagia]

with your psychic powers?

[dial_a_psychic]

Oh, I have my un-psychic ways.

[ticktabby]

Oh, Shawn.

[dial_a_psychic]

Yes, my sweet Kitty Tabs? :D?

[ticktabby]

You make me laugh. XD

[dial_a_psychic]

In a good or an extra good way, beauty?

ooc

[a_catlike_guy]

X3 You've got his voice down so well. Thanks for the roffles. <3

Re: ooc

[dial_a_psychic]

OMG, thank you so much for the comment! <3 It truly made my night! :D

On random news, this reminded mah poor brain that I need to finish watching Black Cat. The first ending is one of the best endings evah! X333

Re: ooc

[a_catlike_guy]

You're very welcome!! <333 :D

Cool, you're a fan of the Black Cat anime! Fan of Psych AND BC, how awesome is that? X3

This Train here (alt universe, a bit of both anime and manga storylines mixed in) hangs around SWS, as well as some other muses, such as !Books Dexter Morgan (bloodspecialist), who's friends with Jackie, your Shawn's cousin. And a Dean Winchester (dean_is_the_man).

Re: ooc

[dial_a_psychic]

:DDD

Heeeh! Same about you, my friend! And OMG, I haven't seen much anime in ages, but I still catch up with the Bleach manga regularly.

Oh, sweetness! That sounds interesting even though I'm totally lost with the BC manga. And OMG, yes! I've seen Dexter around! Oh man, Shawn wants to bug him, like, so very badly! XDDD Stupid muse pushing my plotbunny buttons!

[cuddledangel]

Uncle Shawn!!!!!

[dial_a_psychic]

Rach, I sense by your tone of typing that you're overreacting...

[cuddledangel]

I am not!

[dial_a_psychic]

Yep, I can clearly see it now.