Meta/ooc - Personal ad meme.

[dial_a_psychic]

Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

Professional fake psychic and mildly compulsive liar overall, 30 year

Comments

[chromagia]

...what if I don't wear a bra?

[dial_a_psychic]

Well, detecting used panties is even easier.

[chromagia]

with your psychic powers?

[dial_a_psychic]

Oh, I have my un-psychic ways.

[chromagia]

Oh really now?
You'll have to demonstrate.

[dial_a_psychic]

And you'll have to start wearing panties, you naughty girl!

[chromagia]

Well that just takes all the fun out of it!

[dial_a_psychic]

You've got a point there. But I'm sure you could find new ways to show off your naughtiness.

[chromagia]

I think I might need help for that...

[dial_a_psychic]

Does that mean that we can use the handcuffs this time?

[chromagia]

as long as you don't forget your safe-word this time.

[dial_a_psychic]

Fine, no more 25 letter words as safe words anymore.

And hey, I didn't complained that much.

[chromagia]

Now you're just being stubborn.

Yes you did!

[dial_a_psychic]

Stubborn? How's that being stubborn?

Nu-huh.

[chromagia]

Yu-huh

[dial_a_psychic]

Nu-huh to infinity, pretty birdy.