Meta/ooc - Personal ad meme.

[dial_a_psychic]

Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

Professional fake psychic and mildly compulsive liar overall, 30 year

Comments

[ticktabby]

Oh, Shawn.

[dial_a_psychic]

Yes, my sweet Kitty Tabs? :D?

[ticktabby]

You make me laugh. XD

[dial_a_psychic]

In a good or an extra good way, beauty?

[ticktabby]

Extra good way, super cutie.

[dial_a_psychic]

Did you know that you always manage to make me feel warm and fuzzy? Becuase you totally do.

[ticktabby]

Now I bet you say that to all the girls, Mr. Hot Pants!

[dial_a_psychic]

No way. I usually finish my lines with "in my pants" with the other girls.

[ticktabby]

Does it work on them girlas? I prefer the warm and fuzzy!!!!!!!

[dial_a_psychic]

Well, that would explain why I'm not getting lucky lately... D: You know, it's a shame that our relationship is purely platonic.

[ticktabby]

Aw, Shawn. You totes would not wanna date me.

I'm crazy!

If you're not getting lucky then the girls are stupid!

[dial_a_psychic]

Dudette, you're talking to a guy who could solve a murder psychically whilst skydiving and wearing only his swimtrucks. Crazy is my second name! Now... I'm not sure if you could take it...

That's pretty much my argument, you know...

[ticktabby]

Pshaw! I could take anything! I once fought demons and went to another dimension!

One day we'll have to do something then so we can scope out SMART girls.

[dial_a_psychic]

But have you done it in your bikini whilst skydiving?

Sounds like a plan, Goldiehots.

[ticktabby]

...no. :/

Goldiehots?! I WANT THAT ENGRAVED SOMEWHERE!

[dial_a_psychic]

See? That's definitely in our "to do together" list then.

You bet! And remember to credit your friendly awesome nicknames generator. ;D