Meta/ooc - Personal ad meme.

[dial_a_psychic]

Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

Professional fake psychic and mildly compulsive liar overall, 30 year

Comments

[cuddledangel]

Uncle Shawn!!!!!

[dial_a_psychic]

Rach, I sense by your tone of typing that you're overreacting...

[cuddledangel]

I am not!

[dial_a_psychic]

Yep, I can clearly see it now.

[cuddledangel]

Uncle Shawn, you cannot say "fake psychic" and "see things" in the same conversation.

[dial_a_psychic]

I blame my mun entirely. You'd catch me wearing Bjork's swan dress before saying some stupid lie like I'm a fake psychic or something equally stupid.

[cuddledangel]

Are you sure?

[dial_a_psychic]

You're not? Omg, Rachel, your doubting is breaking my psychic heart!

[cuddledangel]

But you just said you're fake.

[dial_a_psychic]

No, I didn't.

[cuddledangel]

Really? Okay!

[dial_a_psychic]

Well, duh! Okay! I'm glad we're back in the same astral plan of thinking.

[cuddledangel]

Where we ever not?

[dial_a_psychic]

Just for a couple seconds, princess. It was highly disturbing, though.

[cuddledangel]

I'd never truly doubt you! How long have I known you, really?

[dial_a_psychic]

Your whole life. And a bit of your past one, I think.