Ahem!

[rumandsparrows]

*wanders out into the open and clears his throat dramatically and speaks with the usual vaguely half-drunken hand motions

Comments

[bloodofapirate]

*wanders in and grabs a bottle of rum* To good friends, Jack? Or the Pearl. *toasts and drinks*

[rumandsparrows]

Ah! *grins and toasts* To both, my dear Mr. Turner! To good friends and the Pearl! *drinks as well*

[bloodofapirate]

To both, then. *drinks some more*

[rumandsparrows]

*laughs and smacks Will fondly on the back* That's a lad! *takes another deep swig and thinks*

Hmm. *somewhat wistfully* To the Pearl, we say. Then perhaps next we drink to freedom. *raises his bottle with a grin*

[ex_alsocute]

*runs in and tips the tables over* MEEGA NALA KWISHTA!

[rumandsparrows]

*blinks and raises his eyebrows* You don't say?

[ex_alsocute]

*nods quite seriously* Ih. *clears throat* Want desserts.

[rumandsparrows]

*grins and motions vaguely to one of the tables* Desserts. That way... *flaily hand* ...somewhere.

[naughtbutcoal]

Oh, shiny! Simon never lets me have any fun. And I think ... that this could be fun. Oh, yes. Lots of fun. *reaches for an apple*

[rumandsparrows]

Fun, dear girl, is an important part to life. *grins and bows exaggeratedly* Have fun. That's the point of this, see? *takes a deep swig of rum*

[naughtbutcoal]

I think you're right, Captain. *glances around quickly for Jayne, as he's the only one who could possibly tattle on her and then grabs a glass of some concoction that would simply probably be alcoholic anywhere else - but here? It's almost certainly highly alcoholic. Yep. River's going to get smashed. Oh, this is going to be interesting. In the ancient, Chinese curse, sense of the word.*

You're brilliant, Captain, you know that?

[rumandsparrows]

*is totally just letting River get drunk because he's Jack and...well...that should explain it, really*

*laughs and bows again* And the best of it is I don't even try. *raises his bottle* A toast, I say! To fun!

[mighty_irken]

*cautiously... very cautiously... moves towards this... "alcohol"...*

*....sniffs it....* UGH!

*..... sips....*

AAAAAAAAGH! AGH AGH AGH AAAAAAAAGH! IT BUUURNS!!! AGH IT BURNS! AAAAAAHHHHGGGGHH HOW CAN THEY... AGH... POSSIBLY DRINK... AAAHHHH! AHHHHH!! *general flailings and histrionics!* AAAHHH!

[rumandsparrows]

*looks amused and drinks quite heavily as he watches the flailing*

[mighty_irken]

*splutters, shakes* you may have think you have won... this time greasy dreadlocked one... with your... rum... but I will learn the secrets of this... alcohol... and when I do...

[paranormaldib]

. . . you all know he's an alien, right? Just look at him! *glares at Zim*

[leavemealonedib]

*sips a soda* This actually seems like a fun idea...

[rumandsparrows]

Well, that was the point to it, I do believe. *takes a drink* Have fun. Get to know your neighbors and surroundings. *flaily hand motions of the vagueness* That sort of thing. *drinks again*