Hi guys, I'm the pity friend What's-Her-Face. I like thrift store fashion, pan-Asian cuisine, and not being invited to all the cool parties not being invited to all the cool parties. Also, I really think that pizza should be triangle.

I'm in a band, but I got stuck playing bass. I'm always looking NOT DEAD! OKAY! soooo good! If you have ( Read more... )

*wanders out into the open and clears his throat dramatically and speaks with the usual vaguely half-drunken hand motions ( Read more... )

Er...Hello, I'm Elizabeth Swann. I'm your everyday pirate obsessed girl that lives in the Caribbean with her not-so-bright father. There isn't much more to say other than that, I'm not a very interesting person. It's really kind of sad, actually.

Typist: Pirates of the Caribbean, y'all.

Greetings. I'm Frohike. Just Frohike. I have disowned my first name, so if you know it, and you use it, you die. (Langly, that goes triple for you.) I am, contrary to popular belief, not a dirty old man. That requires that you be old first. Rather like my compatriot in investigative reporting, reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. ( Read more... )

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In accordance with what I have seen so far while prowling around this community, I have determined one thing -- that I'm surrounded by idiots.

I will assume that you all know me because of my brother. *rolls his eyes slightly* It wasn't my fault that he was such a terrible climber. *penitent look* I suppose that brute strength doesn't count ( Read more... )

Oongatish mista! Pooama chicky! Ih. *nods decisively* Poocha chubugga oom chickee!

*coughs* Aloha. My name Stitch. I'm cute and fluffy. Want coffee.

Typist: Yes, it's Stitch. Doesn't like to talk much, apparently. But he's from Lilo and Stitch, yanno.

Hey, I'm Dr. Gregory House but please, call me Greg. (Formalities suck) Obviously, I work in a hospital. I don't like people, but my typist poked me til I signed up. Apparently people like me? I don't get that but whatever. So... yeah... that's me.

HI THERE!!! I'm G.I.R.!!! I like cows and brainfreezies and The Scary Monkey Show and rubber piggies and TACOS!!! Will you be my friend?