Hello, hello, all! *stands on his tiptoes to peer at people*

My, what curious creatures you are! You are, indeed. *smiles happily, and hands out business cards to everyone, each reading a different name* *some read "Jeremy", "Hilary", "Boob", or "PhD"*

I'm quite the intelligent thing, you see. I can give you the answer to any question you ( Read more... )

Daffy Duck is here! Yes, the animated star of the screen has decided to pay all of you a visit! If you wish for autographs, please form an ordely line to my left! No crowding please, only one at a time! Be sure to... have your pens and books at the ready... Hmm. Awfully quiet in here.

Typist: Yeah, you probably know who he is. But for those who ( Read more... )

Good day. I am Commodore James Norrington.
I can see that I am preceded by some... acquaintences of mine. Hello, Miss Swann... and Turner. *coldly ignores Sparrow*

My secretary mentions that it would be best to inform you that I am from a... a what? Oh. A "movie", called "Pirates of the Caribbean". Odd, I always thought I was from Cornwall.

Greetings. I'm Frohike. Just Frohike. I have disowned my first name, so if you know it, and you use it, you die. (Langly, that goes triple for you.) I am, contrary to popular belief, not a dirty old man. That requires that you be old first. Rather like my compatriot in investigative reporting, reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. ( Read more... )

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