Well, hopefully I'm somewhere! :)
Hello, hello, all! *stands on his tiptoes to peer at people*
My, what curious creatures you are! You are, indeed. *smiles happily, and hands out business cards to everyone, each reading a different name* *some read "Jeremy", "Hilary", "Boob", or "PhD"*
I'm quite the intelligent thing, you see. I can give you the answer to any question you desire (or not) to ask, but I won't promise you that it will make sense! I'm currently working on my Master Thereotically Theoretical Abstraction -the abstract only- to prove that the world is in a world of words, worldly! As a dear friend once said, I know so much that I don't know what I know! All I know is that I'm glad I'm somewhere! For the longest time, I was nowhere, and that made me feel like a nobody. So if I'm somewhere, I'm hopefully somebody! :)
*twirls happily* Edic, medic, pedic-ure! *produces a rose out of nowhere* I arouse, a rose! A rosy rose, I'm sure! :)
Typist: Jeremy, Hilary, Boob, Phd, or Nowhere Man ... from Yellow Submarine, the Beatles movie.
My, what curious creatures you are! You are, indeed. *smiles happily, and hands out business cards to everyone, each reading a different name* *some read "Jeremy", "Hilary", "Boob", or "PhD"*
I'm quite the intelligent thing, you see. I can give you the answer to any question you desire (or not) to ask, but I won't promise you that it will make sense! I'm currently working on my Master Thereotically Theoretical Abstraction -the abstract only- to prove that the world is in a world of words, worldly! As a dear friend once said, I know so much that I don't know what I know! All I know is that I'm glad I'm somewhere! For the longest time, I was nowhere, and that made me feel like a nobody. So if I'm somewhere, I'm hopefully somebody! :)
*twirls happily* Edic, medic, pedic-ure! *produces a rose out of nowhere* I arouse, a rose! A rosy rose, I'm sure! :)
Typist: Jeremy, Hilary, Boob, Phd, or Nowhere Man ... from Yellow Submarine, the Beatles movie.