Ahem!
*wanders out into the open and clears his throat dramatically and speaks with the usual vaguely half-drunken hand motions*
Ladies, gentlemen and other assorted creatures of varying form and nature! In honor of the grand opening of our beloved community here, I propose a toast! Or, rather, MANY TOASTS! As many as you'd like. As often as you'd like. With as much alcohol as you'd like, as I believe there appears to be plenty to go around. Supplied at the grand expense of the wonderfully foul young lady who got me quite lovingly drunk before my arrival.
*looks around at the tables set up behind him*
I believe there is a good bit of food here, too. Quite a feast actually. Fit for a king. I, however, am merely a humble pirate captain and therefore can not POSSIBLY stomach it all by my onsies, savvy? *grins* So! Come one! Come all! Eat, drink and be merry! Meet those you have yet to meet and greet those you have had the pleasure of knowing before! If it was a pleasure at all, of course. I'm sure you can find some way to make it a pleasure now.
*grabs a bottle of rum and raises it*
To us! *motions* To this! *takes a swig and points to the bottle with an even broader grin* And to this.
Ladies, gentlemen and other assorted creatures of varying form and nature! In honor of the grand opening of our beloved community here, I propose a toast! Or, rather, MANY TOASTS! As many as you'd like. As often as you'd like. With as much alcohol as you'd like, as I believe there appears to be plenty to go around. Supplied at the grand expense of the wonderfully foul young lady who got me quite lovingly drunk before my arrival.
*looks around at the tables set up behind him*
I believe there is a good bit of food here, too. Quite a feast actually. Fit for a king. I, however, am merely a humble pirate captain and therefore can not POSSIBLY stomach it all by my onsies, savvy? *grins* So! Come one! Come all! Eat, drink and be merry! Meet those you have yet to meet and greet those you have had the pleasure of knowing before! If it was a pleasure at all, of course. I'm sure you can find some way to make it a pleasure now.
*grabs a bottle of rum and raises it*
To us! *motions* To this! *takes a swig and points to the bottle with an even broader grin* And to this.