HI! I'm Kissy Boots Cheerleader, and I'm in college.

I'm also the coolest, because I look soooooo good. (Right guys?) Are there any olda boys here?

*waves a magazine around in her stick hand* Look! I've got the latest edition of the "Lookin' SO Good" fashion magazine! Who wants some HOT TIPS?

... Now let's go to the MALLLLLL!

Someone should go clean up the corpses at Jack Sparrow's little party. They're starting to stink.

My typist just got photoshop and she wants to show off the very first icon she has ever made. She was freaking out over it all last night.


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Hello, I'm Bethany, and I'm perfectly average. Nope, nothing different about me. I'm totally normal. I am catholic (even if I rethink it a lot), and I work at an abortion clinic (yeah, I know. I get that look a lot). There isn't really anything else to say.

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Bartleby here. Not going to do a long introduction, because you probably don't recognize me anyway. Heathens

*Notices Loki's presence here.*
...If you're here, why isn't everybody dead?
Because I'm sure they all deserve to die by your standards

Hey.

Name's Loki, I'm the Ang- eh, Ex-Angel of Death. Those fucktards in Heaven kicked me and my buddy, Bartleby, out. *snort* You'd think that a Being that has been around for so long would have better control of His tempter and wouldn't anger so easily. All I did was quit. For the most part.Anyway, whenever ya want to talk theology or whatever, ( Read more... )

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